Wednesday, January 29, 2014

A Woman Gone Mad by Kimber S. Dawn

"I inhaled it! Yes I read it through the new year celebration I just couldn't put it down!!! This book spoke to me, not only is it real and raw, it is what every and I do mean every woman goes through at some point. We all go a little mad sometimes but we are sane and loved it is BEAUTIFUL. Yeah ladies we all have a Nick and a Leo in our lives, the point is which one do we deserve? This is in my opinion sort of every woman's anthology! Go on ladies inhale it, you know you want to!" 10 Stars ~ The Book Fairy
"Loved this story. It was so real and raw it was unlike anything I've read recently." ~ Rose's Book Blog
"Be prepared for swooning, b !tching, laughing and ugly crying. My sweet baby mother on all that is holy Kimber SLAYED me!" 5 Stars ~ Sweet and Spicy Books
"Kimber S. Dawn has written a book that will make you want to scream, throw your kindle and be like WTF!? And I mean that in the best way possible. This intriguing journey of Lillian Shaw's self discovery is an amazing read. I am so glad I took a chance on this book and this author." 5 Stars ~ Erin, Give Me Books

Forget everything you know about fairytales. There comes a point in a woman's life when she realizes not everyone gets a happy ending.
And no one knows this better than Lillian Shaw.
The safety of a small southern upbringing and a happy normal family couldn't keep life from chipping away at her.
And nothing leaves its mark like the bite of a broken heart.
Blow after blow, Lillian tries to stay optimistic, but when faced with a choice that could destroy her future, she gives in to the temptation.
When your first true love comes crashing into your happily ever after, you're supposed to walk away. Not fall back in love. 
But saying no to Leo was something Lillian could never do...

Once lines are crossed is there any going back? 
Or is the risk that Lillian Shaw takes going to leave her broken again... 
And this time be enough to make her A Woman Gone Mad?

***Warning: This is not a shy and tender fairytale love story. It's a raw, tragic, and gritty story inspired by true events. This book is not for the faint of heart, it contains graphic language, sex, violence, and drug use. MATURE Audiences Only. Not intended for young adult readers.***

Reviewed by Lil' Max
5 Stars clearly isn't enough for this book there isn't a number high enough! What I can say is this needs to be on EVERY TBR list on Goodreads and you can thank me after you read it. I knew this was gonna be an Epic fucking debut, I knew it,  but I didn't know it was gonna Fucking knock me off my ASS and I got a BIG ASS!!! 
    I still haven't found the words that can encapsulate the emotions I felt while reading this book, but lemme try!  I felt this in my heart like I don't even know what right now. This didn't create a book hangover but a damn fucking book black out NOTHING I have read is of this magnitude, stature, or  any other descriptive words that scream this is a FUCKING MASTERPIECE!  Anyone that knows me will tell you that I'm not one to sugar coat or blow smoke up your ASS so I'm not just being the supportive friend here!  Okay  Okay now that I have calmed the Fuck down let me tell you what this book is about.
This is a story based on true events of a journey through the life of very determined, strong young woman.  It will take you back through your teenage years.
You will reminisce on how things in your life at that age played out.  It may even strike a nerve or two I’m just sayin. The love and heartbreak and up and down roller-coaster of life as a teenager will be prominent, while making your way through Lillian Shaw’s life. 
 The realization of adulthood and responsibility come rolling through like a freight train.  You will feel absolutely elated when it seems like her knight in shining amour has finally come to rescue her from the pain and anguish she has endured up to that point.
  Then you will continue to feel the knicks and cracks in her heart that will eventually break and shatter into a million pieces.
  After you compose yourself from the blubbering FUGLY crying mess that you have become, hope sets in as you continue.  Kimber S. Dawn was dead serious when she said forget everything you have been told about fairytales.  This puts your comfort level to the test not like a little pop quiz but a final exam. Just watch the trailer! 
HOWEVER, don’t let it scare you off you will be pleasantly pleased I promise you.  This will be the book that reaches out and touches your soul, one of the few that make an impact in your life.
   Kimber’s writing style will make you laugh, cry, be swooned, reminisce, and laugh and cry some more. Come on, Have I ever steered you wrong? Hell No!!!  Well ok then what Hell are you waiting for get your cute little ass over here and one click this life changing story.  

A Woman Gone Mad Took my scale and threw it out the window and snatches ****More than 20 BadAssDirtySoulTouchingStars*****

Kimber S. Dawn dropped by Bad & Dirty books on a blog tour stop had some drinks here's what went down y'all it started out normal then all hell broke loose!   

What is something most people don't know about you?
~ My favorite thing in the world, second to landing a kick ass ARC, is playing Zelda... for like 15 fucking hours straight, with game book in hand!

Hardest thing to write in AWGM?
~ All of it, but in different ways. The true elements were hard to put into words or figure out what words to use to correctly describe my feelings at that point in my life. The writers aspect that I found difficult to write was when to smoothly make the pivitol story changes or plot transitions, as well as wrap shit up, both the end of chapters and the end itself.

Kimber's Advice in life is? 
I'm going to have to go totally fucking cliché and say, Just Do it. Whatever the fuck it is, if you aren't happy, change it. If you want something, fucking get it, make it happen. YOLO <- yes, I just learned from my 14 yo daughter what that means today, lol. You only live once, and if life isn't giving you what you want then grab that bitch by the throat and take it.    

Top 3 favorite books?
~ Beautiful Disaster by Francette Phal
~ Fever Series by Karen Marie Moning
~ The Darkest Night by Gena Showalter

Favorite position?
~ Ah... Doggy style on my knees, hands at the small of my back being used as leverage, bitch!  

Thongs or granny panties?
~ None bitch, I go commando ;)

What book best describes your sex life?
~ Lmfao... Right now? Damn is there a book named 'I hope I have some AA batteries.', bahahahaha
Thanks for stopping by Bitch I had a blast!
~Anytime Bitch you know I Love you!!!

Author Bio
What the hell is up y'all?! I'm Kimber, and I really freaking hope y'all enjoy AWGM! If you get a chance, throw me a review up on my FB page, or Goodreads if you loved it! I am a whore for reviews. 
Ahh... let's see, what can I tell you about my self... Well, first of all I'm a straight up whore for many, many things. I'm a wine whore, some would say I'm a functional alcoholic, and I'm totally cool with that title. Now the day my cheese completely falls off my cracker and I lose the functional in that title, well yeah never mind. Even then I'll deny that shit. I'm a whore for Victoria's Secret, no seriously, like my VS Angel's Credit Card stays maxed out, hey, they got cool shit. I have a whole lot of hats, meaning I can be called a billion different things, daughter, wife, mother, labor unit nurse, I sell pussy on the side *coughs* that would be persian kittens, thank you you dirty minded scoundrel, I'm also compulsive blackjack addict, book blogger, book pimp, book whore, Jack Daniels is my favorite boyfriend and my biggest dream, the day I'll acknowledge that I've succeeded in life and can a die a happy woman is the day I get to go two stark naked hour round sexual bouts with Jason Statham. *Sighs* I started writing poems and short stories very early in my life, you know for the Michael's and Leo's and Nick's in my life. I've been a book hoarder since I was eleven years old, but then a couple years ago something wonderful happened! The 50 shades of Grey craze brought to life my inner smut whore where I commenced to read anything and everything smut affiliated. When reading wasn't enough any anymore and I noticed that so many of the authors of my favorite books weren't getting the exposure their work deserved I turned it into a mission, starting my own blog, buying their books and reading them one by one, I then wrote my reviews for my blog and didn't hold back in writing them. I've never done a single thing in my life half way, I always go all in. After the success of my Blog, and the insistence of one of my bestest friends, my sister from another mister, Trina Taylor of Bad & Dirty Books I was ready to finally take the plunge and write the story that's been restlessly clawing to get out of my head and onto paper for a VERY long time. I'm a southern girl to my core, a self proclaimed smut whore, and I guess now we can add aspiring author to my hat collection as well. 

Tattooed across my ribs are the words I have always lived by 'Aut viam inveniam aut faciam tibi' Latin for: If I can not find a way, I will make my own.


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Sunday, January 26, 2014

Rockin' the Heart by Gracen Miller


If music nourishes the soul…

Loved by millions, but shunned by blood, Heath “Fang” Fangor has led his band, Hot Wired, to the top while others have fallen by the wayside. He devoted his life to music, and from that devotion harvested a new family—his band mates and fans.

A man can desire nothing else…or can he?

Living in the shadow of her brother’s fame sucks! Sam Collins is desperate to have what she wants—a simple and uncomplicated life. She’s no stranger to scandals and how they work. Now that she’s inadvertently dragged Fang into the center of her latest gossip, could the scandal she created in her quest for freedom have gone too far?

Amid stardom the heart stages a new melody…

Fang has more fame and fortune than he will ever need, but none of that matters if he can’t have the woman of his dreams. Years have been wasted waiting for the right moment to approach the woman his heart desires above all others. There’s just one major problem...she’s his best friend’s sister. To have her, he will have to risk it all.

One that might be responsible for Rockin the Heart!

Review by Lil' Max
This is not Gracen’s first time stepping up to the plate however, in this genre it is.  Let me tell you how she did.  She stepped up to the plate and tapped the bat on the ground.  Looked left then right and cocked her head to the side. Then she pointed to left field and the crowd was silent. Then she waited for the pitch and she hit that bitch out of the park over left field.
This is a heart warming, panty wetting story with a little drama and family dynamic.  A perfect recipe for what get’s my heart racing and my libido running. 

Heath Fangor aka Fang ohh Gawd *swoon* he is hot, tatted, protective, funny sweet and has a talented tongue and I'm not just talking about singing with it okay!
MMM......The Limo Scene I'm just sayin!!!
Fang is BFF's with Jace who is the band's drummer. They all live together and Jace's lil sister Sam is reeking havoc all over town and dragging the band's name through the media.  She's needs to find her place in the world but no one can seem to tame her!  Sam is a loose cannon.   Somewhere between the band blowing up on the scene and puberty she had blossomed into a voluptuous lil sexy minx.   The way she chooses to deal with all the attention from the media is to give them something to talk about every chance she gets.   
Now the family dynamic in this story will pull at your heart strings.  The passion between Fang and Sam will have all kinds of tingly things happening in your pants.  Keep your B.O.B handy for real!

 Once Fang gets it in his head that he's gonna pursue Sam's sexy lil minxy ass there is no stopping him!  He is gonna fight for what he wants at any cost. He has waited long enough for it. 
I couldn't put this down once I started it.   So if your looking for a new read this is your it.  One click this and fall in love with Heath well actually the whole band!!! 

I know I did and I can't wait for Jace's story! 

Rockin' the Heart rocked off the charts with 5 BadAssDirtyRockin'Stars!!!

Meet the Mastermind
Gracen Miller
Gracen is a hopeless daydreamer masquerading as a “normal” person in southern society.  When not writing, she’s a full-time basketball/football/guitar mom for her two sons and a devoted wife to her real-life hero-husband. She’s addicted to writing, paranormal romance novels, movies, Alabama football and coffee…addictions are not necessarily in order of priority. She’s convinced coffee is nectar from the gods and blending coffee and writing together generates the perfect creative merger. Many of her creative worlds are spawned from coffee highs. To learn more about Gracen and her writing or to leave her a comment, visit her at the following sites:

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Weak for Him by Lyra Parish

Review by Lil' Max
Tragedy will make you do some crazy shit! Especially if everything you planned to do with your life next came to a screeching halt. SO...... what if you were faced with deciding to be a high profile call girl?  One that could sell your virginity for 1 million dollars? Would you do it? *screams GTFOH * ARE YOU SERIOUS? No doubt about it I would do it in a heart beat and I wouldn't even need a second thought.  I would be like name that date and time and I will be there with fuckin bells on!!!!

That being said,  Jennifer Downs was a ballsy little bitch and said fuckit YOLO!  I mean it was her first time is Vegas. When in Rome... With her mentor Jesse, that hatin' ass bitch, trying to kill her self confidence  Jennifer didn't even think Finnley would really want her.  He gave her the power and confidence she needed. With Finnley training her personally,  how could she not feel amazing. 
SWEET Lawd baby Jesus did someone say Finnley Felton. Fuuuuuck Lemme wipe the drool from the corners of my mouth and douse myself with cold water.  Is he Hot? Check.  Is he an Ass? Check.  Will you need several panty changes before you finish this book? Check. Check. Check. 

He is a arrogant,  powerful,  sexy man.  If he wants something he's gonna get it or is he?  Jennifer has him breakin all kinds of rules and invading his mind.  He is off his normal game. His carefully calculated empire could crumble.  Is he willing to risk losing his business for something he's fighting so hard to stay away from?
If your looking for hot, dominant, did I mention hot sexy man to fantasize about you need a little Finnley Felton in your life! I could not put this book down once I started it.  This is Lyra's debut novel and WOW it was fucking badass!  She pulled out all the stops and grabbed up 5BadAssDirty1mill$VcardswipingStars

Friday, January 24, 2014

With You and Torn from You by Nashoda Rose

This is a 2 for 1 review.  You can't read one without the other!

With You
Fuck all the dumb shit this will suck you in,  eat you up,  wet you down,  and spit shine your ass. Then throw you a curve ball like a muther fucker. It has a cliffy but it's a novella and should be purchased with Torn from you.  Honestly,  With You lays all the background for Sculpt & Emily.

Sculpt is a sexy, underground fighter that doubles as a kickass singer in the band Tear Asunder. He decides to help Emily with some self defense lessons and ends up spending more time with this brunette than he anticipated.  He doesn't do brunettes! Since she ended up getting under his skin, he wasted no time getting in her head and wanting in her pants! 

Which leads me to Emily! This girl is trying to learn some basic self defense moves to fight off an attacker(she should have been worried about falling for Sculpt). She has pretty low self confidence Thanks to her POS mom that put her down any chance she got. Emily ended up moving in with her sassy Bff Kat and her brother Matt. They had become her family. They were like the devil and the angel sitting on her shoulders.  Matt totally opposed to the idea of Emily any where near Sculpt and Kat encouraging her to let Sculpt do any and everything to her!!!

Just when you think everything is kosher,  the author drops a bomb and your mouth is like say Whaaaaaat!!! Then she gives you some foreplay for the next book 
Torn from you. 
I devoured the next installment.  I mean I gobbled up the first 50% like a starving homeless person invited over for Thanksgiving dinner.  Sculpt becomes something you would never expect and Emily is devastated.
Shit so was I!!!
I went through a gamete of emotions anguish, love, hate, and betrayal some serious brutal hardcore shit and then the sun comes out. It shines and everything starts to fall back into place.  

However, Emily has a very difficult time accepting and moving on from everything that happened to her but,  I feel like it took her forever to finally do it.  At times I wanted to slap the piss out of her.  Again,  Nashoda rips the carpet from under your feet after coming back from the hell that Emily and Sculpt survived.  While she doesn't leave you hanging at the end of this one you will definitely be pining for the next installment.  Just like I am.  I'm already stalking Nashoda on Facebook private message. 

Both books ripped 4.5 BadAssDirtyPickuptheBrokenPiecesStars!!!

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Rockin' the Heart by Gracen Miller NOW AVAILABLE

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If music nourishes the soul…
Loved by millions, but shunned by blood, Heath “Fang” Fangor has led his band, Hot Wired, to the top while others have fallen by the wayside. He devoted his life to music, and from that devotion harvested a new family—his band mates and fans.

A man can desire nothing else…or can he?

Living in the shadow of her brother’s fame sucks! Sam Collins is desperate to have what she wants—a simple and uncomplicated life. She’s no stranger to scandals and how they work. Now that she’s inadvertently dragged Fang into the center of her latest gossip, could the scandal she created in her quest for freedom have gone too far?

Amid stardom the heart stages a new melody…

Fang has more fame and fortune than he will ever need, but none of that matters if he can’t have the woman of his dreams. Years have been wasted waiting for the right moment to approach the woman his heart desires above all others. There’s just one major problem...she’s his best friend’s sister. To have her, he will have to risk it all.

One that might be responsible for Rockin the Heart!

Chapter One
Heath was a rock star god. The tight lines fanning outward from his silver eyes classified him as a pissed off rock star god.
“Wanna tell me what you did this time to get the platinum treatment?” He indicated the jail cell, while ramming his fingers through his shaggy, jet-black hair.
Preferring to shrink into the shadows and avoid a confrontation with him, Sam took a deep breath and rose from the bench. She stepped away from the metal seat to draw closer to the bars dividing them.
She’d expected her brother, Jason—Jase—to ride to her rescue. Like always. Her foundation. Predictable. Dependable. Rattled by her sibling’s abandonment, she ogled the skull on Heath’s shirt, mortification overwhelming her.
If Heath was Jase’s replacement, then he’d been serious when he said ‘don’t call me the next time you’re arrested.’ She’d assumed he yelled that in anger. She was surprised he’d bothered to offer aid at all.
Gut hollow at her brother’s desertion, she cleared the ache out of her throat and asked, “Can’t you just bail me out and we’ll forget this ever happened?”
Knowing he wouldn’t go for that suggestion, Sam swallowed hard and shuffled her feet. Disappointing Jase was one thing, but letting Heath down was an entirely different matter. She’d crushed on the man since her tenth birthday when he’d given her a heart-shaped jewelry box. Didn’t matter he’d been too old for her at a mature fourteen. That infatuation hadn’t waned with age either, but only grown stronger. Not that he showed her a stitch of interest. To him, she was nothing more complicated than a kid sister.
His digits curled around one of the bars. The tattoo lettering on his left knuckles fit his current disposition—ired. On the other hand the letters H-O-T-W graced his knuckles. If read together, they spelled out the name of his band: Hot Wired.
“Not this time, Samantha.”
She cringed. The only time he broke out her full name was when he was upset or disappointed with her.
“You been drinking?”
“You know I haven’t.” Just shy of twenty-one, in her world getting liquor wasn’t an issue. Neither was alcohol her preferred drug of choice.“Drugs?”
She rolled her eyes, the question too stupid to warrant a response.
“This type of publicity is bad news for the band.” She’d heard that one before. None of her recklessness damaged Hot Wired’s career. Not that she sought to hinder their mega stardom. She wasn’t that selfish, she just struggled with controlling her impulses on occasion.
Therapy failed to help. Yelling spawned further rebellion.
Living under the umbrella of the band’s fame grew tiresome. Her life should be her own, to live however she pleased. Weary of the media hounding her, she craved going back to a time when nobody knew her name. A normal life like when she’d been a kid.
She’d grown up on daydreams of the band making it to the big times. They won the lottery of recording deals, while Sam discovered stardom came at a high price. Along with that knowledge came the freebie of all lessons…fantasies were often better than reality. The last time she’d visited the mall without a trail of vipers eager to report her purchases she’d been fifteen.
Was it too much to ask to have a date the world didn’t scrutinize? Even the loss of her virginity made headline news. That act should’ve come with the expectation of privacy. Thanks to the tabloids, Jase almost burst a blood vessel over that exploitation.
Once she’d picked her nose in public on purpose because a rag-reporter stalked her. Scratched her butt on another occasion. Gave them something to write. Those were the photographs and articles that gave her incentive to laugh.
“The only reason they’re not pressing charges is because of Jase.”
“Thanks for the reminder.” Along with it came the reminder that her brother sent Heath instead of coming himself.
Despite the news-hounds, she got out of a lot of shit thanks to her brother’s identity. This incident would be all over the rags and Internet before morning.
‘Hot Wired’s drummer’s sister is at it again!’ They’d go on to paint her wild and immoral comportment.
Have at it you fucks. Can’t hurt me any more than you already have, but what about the band?
Distance from Hot Wired would aid all of them. She’d get her peace of mind back, and they’d be devoid of the rebel-rouser in their group.
She’d mentioned changing her last name and moving back to their Southern roots in the small Alabama town where she’d been born. Jase had gone bat-shit crazy at the suggestion and went on and on about how their parents would be rolling over in their grave at her abandoning the family name. 
The name-change idea had been discarded. Swept under the rug like a dust bunny never to be spoken of again.
Torn between two worlds, Sam was suffocating. Living with someone she couldn’t have in a world where she didn’t belong.
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Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Cover Reveal for Harper's Little Spitfire by Angel Steel

~Harper’s Little Spitfire~
Release date
Paperback: March 22nd
          E book: March 23rd

For the last 15 years, Sage Mathews has had her eye on one of the Harper brothers. Each time she came even remotely close to catching his eye, he ruined it by taking advantage of the closest woman around. Despite her many attempts of capturing his attention, she repeatedly ended up suffering from the pain yet again. Having been hurt for the last time, Sage decides to pull herself away from the bad boys of Laker.
Fate had a different plan for her… Certain surprises have drawn Sage back into the path of the Harper brothers once again, this time exposing her to their interesting...predilections. Possessing secrets of her own, she is thrown into a world she never thought possible.
One woman holds the Harper brothers' hearts in the palm of her hands, but the true bad boy for her won't allow her into his heart. Will he ever drop his guard down and finally feel the true love from a woman? Will she allow one of the Harper brothers into her heart? Or will he demolish her entirely for anyone else?


“What do you need, Spitfire?” He whispered into her ear. Her body shivered at his words. Placing her hand over his, she guided their hands between her legs where she ached to be touched. His finger brushed lightly over her inflamed clit, her back arching into his as his other hand slid up and captured her breast in his hand, tweaking her nipple. Her hips rocked against his finger as he circled her opening, she didn't want sweet right now, she wanted rough after what happened out there. Gripping his hand, she pushed harder against him. Groaning, he nipped the side of her neck, as he pushed two fingers deep inside of her. She gasped as his fingers started moving in and out of her.
 ~About Author~
Born and bred in Australia. Have lived here all my life with my wonderful husband and 4 children. Love reading any kind of books and love to write. Currently writing my second book in the 'Sweet Series' and love it.

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Thursday, January 16, 2014

Bad & Dirty Books has the Cover Reveal for My Chance by JoAnne Schwehm

The Cover
My Chance Synopsis:

Aubrey Ryan thought losing her sight would be the biggest shock of her life. Then Alex Logan turned her world upside down by standing right in front of her in Paris. Alex convinces her to take a chance just in time for them to land in a specialist’s office in New York. Aubrey’s new diagnosis sends them on a journey through her past and the negativity she’s wrestled with her whole life.
As they work through their issues, they’re forced to choose sides with their family and friends. The only thing Alex and Aubrey know for sure is that they need to move on from their mistakes and focus on each other in order to turn a chance into their dream.

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Bad & Dirty Books has got that HAWT Cover Reveal for Twisted Ties by K.A. Robinson

Twisted Ties by K.A. Robinson
Book description

Two years ago, Emma Preston walked away from Jesse Daniels. It is a decision she has regretted ever since. Plagued with the knowledge that Ally’s lies tore them apart, Emma enlists Jesse’s former best friend, Andy, to help her search for him.
When he left California, Jesse was determined to start over in West Virginia with his mother. Now, the past is determined to catch up with him—first, with the appearance of Ally, and when Emma and Andy come back into his life.
Just when Emma thinks she’s found Jesse, a dark secret and misunderstandings force them apart before they can even reconnect. Jesse is torn between his love for Emma and protecting his childhood friend, Ally. Ally has an agenda of her own, and she’s not about to let Emma get in her way—even if that means getting rid of her… permanently.
Can Emma and Jesse’s relationship survive all of their twisted ties?

Book 2 of 2.

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Author Bio:

K.A. Robinson is the New York Times and USA Today Best Selling Author of The Torn Series and Shattered Ties. She lives in West Virginia with her husband and toddler son. When she isn't writing, she loves to read dystopian, zombie, and New Adult books. She has an addiction to Caribou and Starbucks coffee.

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Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Bad & Dirty Books has the cover reveal for Separation Anxiety by Lisa Suzzane

Separation Anxiety E-Book Cover
Separation Anxiety
Release Date: 2/2014
We all get one true love in our lives, and it’s up to us to find it. Fate will act and try to push us together, but ultimately it’s up to us to recognize who that one person is when he’s standing in front of us.
It turns out that I recognized who my one person was when I was separated from my husband.
On the same day I determined that I was finally going to file for divorce, I confessed my secret to Jesse Drake, my swoon-worthy colleague known for his womanizing ways. Jesse invited me to crash with him, and with each new piece of the enigmatic Jesse puzzle that I started to fit into place, I found myself wondering if Fate had pushed us together for a reason.
If only my husband would stop getting in the way of the man with whom I was meant to be.
About the Author
Lisa Suzanne is a high school English teacher who lives at home in Arizona with her amazing husband and adorable yellow lab. She loves summer more than her students do.
Lisa Suzanne's debut novel is Book 1 in the HE FEELS TRILOGY. HOW HE REALLY FEELS is available on Amazon! US Link: UK Link: Did you enjoy HOW HE REALLY FEELS ? Look for Travis's story in Book 2 of the HE FEELS TRILOGY, WHAT HE REALLY FEELS, now LIVE on Amazon! US Link: UK Link: Visit my official website: Find me on Facebook: Follow me on Twitter: Check out my Etsy Swag:

Friday, January 3, 2014

Bad & Dirty Books is serving up some Foreplay on the Hard Rock Harlots Series by Kendall Grey

STRINGS (Book 1):

WARNING: STRINGS is not suitable for slut shamers, uptight stone throwers, Holier-Than-Thou prudes, humorless virgins, persons with chronic neck or back pain, pearl-clutching bitties, those who disparage crude humor or vulgarity in their many forms, closed-minded people with sticks up their asses, or anyone under the age of 18. The vile, base language and shocking, unholy sexual acts contained herein are not condoned by anyone with a lick of sense and should certainly not be reproduced without proper training and protection. The potty-mouthed and perpetually horny "heroine" (the term is used loosely) of this book does not resemble a normal, well-adjusted, or remotely believable person in any way, shape, or form. The author acknowledges that the characters in this book are shallow and two-dimensional; the plot is both ridiculous and insipid. She makes no apologies for any of it.

* Readers are strongly advised to wear latex gloves whilst reading to minimize contamination risks.

Free-spirited musician Letty Dillinger adheres to a strict, "no strings attached" policy when it comes to men. After a wild night of unabashed sex in a fancy hotel room, she never expects to see the adventurous stud she dubs "Shades" again. When her all-girl rock trio books a tour at the last minute as the opening act for their archenemies, Letty's shocked to discover she knows the competition's new lead singer. Intimately. Shades is no longer a one-night stand. Now he's the guy she has to one-up on stage every night for the sake of her career.

Sharing close quarters on a bus with her sexy nemesis and his bad-boy buddies puts Letty's Golden Rule to the test. On this tour, guitar strings aren't the only things being played. And when heartstrings are pulled too hard, they're bound to snap sooner or later.

BEATS (Book 2):

WARNING: BEATS is specially formulated for horn dogs, porn oglers, smut peddlers, BDSM junkies, M/M and M/M/F addicts, DP dabblers, body modification connoisseurs, and lovers of A2M backdoor sexy times. If you don't fall into these categories, can't stomach hot man-on-man action, or if you have no idea what the above acronyms mean, please back away from BEATS now. This isn't the book you're looking for. Failure to heed this warning could inadvertently throw unauthorized users into a persistent vegetative state, or at the very least, require administration of a defibrillator to the chest and/or groin area. Nobody wants that.

For months, shy drummer Jinx Hardwick has been silently crushing on her tall, dark, and scary bandmate, Toombs Badcock. Drawn to his frightening ink and scars, she yearns to uncover the shadowy secrets lurking behind his silver eyes, but Jinx is too intimidated to even look at him, let alone talk to him. When she stumbles upon Toombs and their manipulative lead guitarist Rax in a compromising position, Jinx realizes her chances of winning Toombs's heart aren't just a long shot--they're nonexistent. To make matters worse, Jinx's family needs her at home. She's about to back away from it all--Toombs, the band, her dreams of fame and fortune--when Rax makes her an offer she can't refuse: a no-holds-barred night alone with Toombs. There's one small catch. She has to go through Rax to get it.


NOCTURNES contains 511 F-bombs, 81 well-endowed male chickens, 65 girl kitties, 58 Richard the Lessers, 10 C-U-Next-Tuesdays, and a plethora of other colorful words and phrases that would deafen your virginal mother's ears and make her bust out her "Shame on you!" finger. If you've been tuned in since the beginning of the Hard Rock Harlots series, you know the drill. The sex is extreme, the language is graphic, and the story is over the top. Prudes and under 18s need not apply.

WARNING: NOCTURNES addresses serious topics such as alcoholism, prostitution, and cheating. If you're looking for a barrel of laughs or sunshine and rainbows, this is NOT the book for you.

Rax Wrathbone is the dirty rock star you love to hate. The filthy fantasy slithering through your bed sheets. The serpent in your lady garden. The snake bite in your panties that keeps you sweating all night. He. Is. Sex.

And he's no good. For anyone.

After a nasty breakup with his best friend and their band's drummer, Rax is flying solo for the first time in years. Who needs the drama of commitment when the line for your humping booth spans three city blocks? No, groupies and liquor are far finer company than relationships, and they don't leave bruises after they've had their way with you. At least not lasting ones.

Rax's new adventures as an alcoholic, guitar-slashing one-man show are going along swimmingly until the only woman who's ever brought him to his knees shimmies down a pole back into his life. Eve doesn't abide excessive drinking, she has sex with strangers for a living, and she can't remember Rax's name to save her life.

She's perfect in every way.

Now, if he could just get sober long enough to forget his past and convince Eve he's worthy of her future…

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